Ninja Super Powers - I have them.

There I am, balanced on one foot standing on a chair with a stack of 4 wobbly bowls in one hand, stretching to place them in perfect position without sending my unstable chair backwards or sideways, both have happened. I grab two large wooden spoons from the top bowl when SUDDENLY! The spoons teeter, then totter, time slows to a crawl as I steady one bulky dipper with my free thumb but the other careens toward the counter top below, my left hand streaks through the air and with cat-like speed snatches the spoon just milliseconds before it crash lands, and I am the ninjiest ninja of all.



They call me Kitchen Ninja.